Tell them about that one time I fought the dragon!
onto Fuck Off Jesus
Carpets the only thing you'll ever lay, Carl.
Drill a hole in your hand so we can be brothers
Do a batman symbol!
Fuckin magnets, how do they work?
Whatcha got there? Oh, it's this painting .. gay.
Why are you shaking your arm, why are you shaking your arm....LOL
LOL. Should've got the pill
Tell her to get cancer insurance....
You're used to being on your knees, aren't you?
This leg is going to have to come off...
Good, now remove his tongue!
Freebird! Play Freebird!
When is it my turn?
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